Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

Pakistani Mud Flap

When you have explosive diarrhea and your sagging testicles prevent your liquid defacation from splattering on your hang down.

Thank Allah my Pakistani Mud Flap kept that ass lava from reaching my dick when I shat out that spicy curry disaster.

by Fuqtoo December 30, 2022

mud flap

what you would call a gay man's balls

yeah...get it...mud flaps..hehehe

by bill brasky April 20, 2005

Mud Flap

The foreskin of a gay male.

He has a nasty Mud Flap

by Xray_man69 September 14, 2006

mud flap clap

A woman gyrating her lower body in order to induce a clapping sound from her labia majors. Some women increase their ability to generate the mud flap clap by piercing or otherwise attaching weights to the area.

Just listen to Jen’s meat curtains and their mud flap clap.

by Jefe447 December 31, 2017

Mud flap

The male scrotum (balls); What men use to keep mud (shit) off of ones penis while dropping a wicked doo-doo bomb.

Man, I had some wicked diarrhea last night; I'd have doo-doo all over dick, if it weren't for my mud flap!

by billy_banana May 23, 2010

mud-flap ass

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.

Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape

by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022