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Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.
Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.
by WillyH June 6, 2017
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Mad Mozzarella

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.
by A. Quick December 9, 2008
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muzzamil sayyid

He is a boy who goes to oakton high school. He is a track star who likes to were tight cloths to show off his manly parts. He is a boy who believes he is australian by saying "CROCKY" all the time. Hes so Black that he took 2 mints from a bowl that said take one.
dont be a muzzamil sayyid, that is the same as being a track star(feminen way of sayin a track person).
by Nikhil Kamineni March 16, 2005
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mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.
Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!
by xtremegirls August 3, 2011
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Mozambiquend

When people in South Africa, particularly from the provinces of KwaZulu-Natal or Gauteng, decide on a whim to go to Mozambique for the weekend. (hence the portmanteau).
"what are you doing on friday?" "i don't know...wanna go to maputo?" "bru, we're gonna have a mozambiquend! lekker!"
by teejles December 1, 2011
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mazzaminator

Mazzaminator is a cool chilled person who is funny but a bit weird they are really nice and make friends easy
Ur a mazzaminator my G
by Yuuahshdhdn April 3, 2017
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Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.
"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"
by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017
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