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Montypurgo

The legendary act performed during sex with a female. Montypurgo also related to Captain Drill-tastic is where the Montypurgo drills the womans cunt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she passes out or completes a signified 10 orgasms. This move can only be performed by Captain D and is yet to be announced by a non legend.
1) Dude that girl got a Montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a wank, winners fuck the prom queen.
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
by The Prophet of Destiny June 22, 2011
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mountain monkey

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
by SwampThang October 24, 2012
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MontyInvictus

Number 11: Monty, little baby man, little baby, little baby boy.
MontyInvictus is a little baby man
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county mountie

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.
Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!
by S McQueen March 18, 2006
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Yodel Mountain

The place where someone starts a journey that may come to a disastrous end. This term was first coined by the podcast "Opening Arguments." The phrase was based off of the "Cliff Hangers" game on the TV Show "The Price is Right." In that game, a mountain climber climbs up a mountain, taking one step for every dollar the contestant is wrong in their guess of the price of a prize. A yodeling song is played while the climber makes his ascent. Missing the price by too much could lead the mountain climber to fall off the mountain cliff, and if that happens, the contestant loses the game. Someone who is on yodel mountain is continually taking steps that will lead them to disaster, just like the mountain climber.
Based on all the evidence so far from the Mueller investigation, President Trump could be nearing the top of Yodel Mountain.
by Barely Irish July 27, 2018
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Dick Mountain

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy
by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018
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GHOST MOUNTAIN

made the best music out there, shoutout wren
by U304J20J02N3ONE0Q3U February 12, 2022
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