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Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.
"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982
by Daonebest November 28, 2020
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Juicy Moufted

When a guys skeets in a gurls mouth during sex or oral sex and she keeps in her mouth before she swallows. (mite dribble on the sides of her mouth!)
Damn last nite I skeeted in my girlfriends mouth and she was straight juicy moufted!!

tell me why i saw that gurl last night at a party with the same clothes on had sex hair and was juicy moufted!
by Ceedee2 May 30, 2009
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munted inc

South Australian raver crew.

A whole bunch of like minded, and of course open minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.
Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?
by Samuel August 12, 2003
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munted

1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.
Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.
by Katherine23 April 27, 2006
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munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.
that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.
by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005
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munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!
by jay December 22, 2004
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munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.
"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."
by Harry.K September 19, 2013
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