morhole

A morhole is a person who is both a moron and an asshole.

Fred is so stupid and he can be such a dick sometimes. He's a real morhole.

by Basswang January 27, 2010

Morpheus's world

Synonymous with "dream world." Referring to The Matrix (1999), Morpheus's world was the illusional dream world machines created in a futuristic environment to entertain the minds of the coma-like humans, who were bred for energy to sustain the machines.

As the night grew steadily older, my eyelids grew heavier as I descended into Morpheus's world.

by cmfd723 December 2, 2010

Murphology

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.

Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.

by sandman1887 March 23, 2011

Morpher

An insecure person who suddenly takes on all hobbies, likes and dislikes of the new person they are dating, never truly having an identity of their own.

KellyAnn is such a morpher. First, she didn’t own a tv because her man was a hippie, then he dumped her and she bought an Escalade because her new boyfriend drove one, now, she is an avid golfer because her new man likes golf. Poor, pathetic KellyAnn.

by Calling all cars December 17, 2020

MoreHonest

Middle School Student With A Below Average IQ Score, Short Legs, Small Penis, And Curly Hair.

He Is Best Known For His Signature Move, "The Dissapointment".

MoreHonest Is A Little Bit Slow In The Head.

by Daquillian The Third February 26, 2022

Meta-Morph Mistress

A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!

Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!

by satireV June 15, 2012

nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.

"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022