mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008

mooncake

A Chinese pastry made to celebrate the Harvest Moon Festival, which is always on the 15th day of the 8th month on the lunar calendar. Mooncakes come in many different varieties, the most popular being the ones with Lotus Seed filling. Mooncake is often given as a present from family to family. It is only made once a year. During the Yuan Dynasty, many Chinese rebels often used mooncakes to conceal notes and secret plans from their Mongolian oppressors, seeing as how the Mongolians didn't eat them.

I love to eat mooncakes. They are delicious.

by Huy Ly September 25, 2005

monochrome

When an image is in black and white or it quite likely to be grey scale

A: Look at this photo I shot

B: Very nice I think it would look better in monochrome though

by Dig bick calum November 10, 2013

Moochie

Someone or something that is cute, adorable and lovable.

My dog is a little moochie.

by TDPLB October 3, 2018

Moochelle

First Lady Michelle Obama, so named for her advocacy to get everybody to mooch off the federal government.

Who does Moochelle think she is telling people what they should and shouldn't eat?

by highwayman56 February 4, 2012

Monchichi

A popular doll from the 80's. Looks like a little monkey with a freckeled human face, usually sucking it's thumb.

I need new clothes for my monchichi.

by 80's girl September 28, 2005

mooches

Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume

Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes

by Gopalji September 22, 2005