The perceived length of time at which one actual minute passes in the visceral world of someone under the influence of THC. Most commonly, "weed time" constitutes a multiplicatively extended period from reality to visceral perception, e.g. 5 minutes seems more like 10-20 minutes (i.e. 5 real minutes equal 10-20 weed minutes).
"Hey, Benjarvis! How long till we reach our destination of 'Burger King?'"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"
by fuckpants June 9, 2009
Get the weed minutes mug.minutes that seem like they take forever. when someone waits for something in the microwave to get done it feels like a long ass time.
im feeling microwave minutes right now, the clock says its been 4 but its really been like 17 minutes
by sefteraner December 10, 2009
Get the microwave minutes mug.Related Words
by freefallin525 March 20, 2005
Get the 525,600 minutes mug.A fun drinking game created in Bloomington, Indiana, home of the #1 party school Indiana University.
It's based on the Madonna song 4 minutes. When 4 minutes is called, everyone within earshot must finish their drink within 4 minutes, regardless of how much alcohol is left in the drink. I've personally called 4 minutes and seen someone finish a Long Island in 2 and a half.
4 Minutes can also be called via text message, IM, or any other form of viable communications.
4 Minutes can be called in situations outside of drinking (sex, etc) but that is not the original usage.
It's based on the Madonna song 4 minutes. When 4 minutes is called, everyone within earshot must finish their drink within 4 minutes, regardless of how much alcohol is left in the drink. I've personally called 4 minutes and seen someone finish a Long Island in 2 and a half.
4 Minutes can also be called via text message, IM, or any other form of viable communications.
4 Minutes can be called in situations outside of drinking (sex, etc) but that is not the original usage.
by Rebadiculous January 7, 2009
Get the 4 Minutes mug.a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.
Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?
Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.
by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009
Get the drunk ten minutes mug.Emily Rose Montes is a 9 year old hyperpop singer who has absolute SHOOK the MUSIC INDUSTRY, her debut album Emily Montes (self-titled) offers deep insight to the horrors of the Covid-19 pandemic. Her other albums like Emily Rose bring light to the issues of police brutality, while also dissing popular rapper Nicki Minaj. Her album Club Emily gives new remixes to her classic hits. She's also set to appear in the newest seasons of American Horror Story and Dance Mom's.
Person A: Have you heard listened to Emily Montes on Spotify?
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.
by YasQueen69 August 18, 2021
Get the Emily Montes mug.The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.
Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?
Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.
Person B: Fair enough.
Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.
Person B: Fair enough.
by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018
Get the Meddling Minutes mug.