Montreal Meat Smoker 

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.

She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker

Montreal Meat Smoker by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

Montreal Meat Pie 

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

Montreal Meat Pie by etjn March 18, 2022

Montreal Meat Pie 

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

Montreal Meat Pie by ExVinity December 30, 2022

Montreal McMuffin

When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.

I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.

Montreal McMuffin by JADrI January 28, 2023

Montreal Salute 

The act of plugging one nostril and blowing one's nose directly into the air.

We're out of tissues, you'll just have to give the ol' Montreal Salute.

Montreal Salute by Dick Tardly July 26, 2023

Montreal Meat Spoon 

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

Montreal Meat Spoon by Flyhunter June 13, 2009

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

montreal smoked meat by gimme the money December 8, 2015