serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.

People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Monomuff

hairs that grow on a womans vagina (peubic hair)
that is over grown and grows down each leg and up to your belly button

Carlos: That girl in the swimming pool today had a huge monomuff

Becky: Ewh

by CharlesCharlyCarrot April 20, 2009

Monomnia

the disease that makes you single

Dude, I must have monomnia. I've been single for months!

by BobbyDobby April 25, 2010

Monogamust

One who insists on monogamy not only in his/her own relationship, but also the relationships of others.

Our friend Terry is a monogamust, and always gives us shit for having an open relationship.

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.

I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018

monogamy

What happens when your woman "just can't take it anymore", but you want to keep having sex.

Jen: Do you believe in monogamy?
Brad: Why?...
Jen: I don't want sex if you don't want to be monogamous.
Brad: Sure- monogamy's my one true love, honey... Besides you of course.

Jen: *awwwwwww*

by mspessimist June 2, 2011