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Monkied

Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.
What a monkied looking dude. Isn't that a gliving monkie
by G Monkie May 26, 2009
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monkis

A term for offending someone for looking ugly, or in general. It came from the Korean soft drink, Milkis (MILL-KISS), and me and my friends would jokingly call each other a monkey if we did something obnoxious or whatever. To me, Milkis and monkey sounded the same and saying Milkis was a funny word, so over time, it evolved into monkis.
"Bro, you're actually such a monkis."
"You monkis."
by luantlol November 21, 2024
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Monkie

Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll
Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it
by Monkie Man February 18, 2021
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monky

A word used alongside a picture of a big monkey in memes. The first instance of this was a picture from the 2017 film Kong: Skull Island with a caption of

“OK SO BASICALLY
im monky”
ok... so basically, I’m monky
by Pastaism June 29, 2019
mugGet the monkymug.

mow monki

"dude did you know these two people had mow monki as their pfps for 5 months?" "yooo no wayyy"
by tobywobyuwu May 5, 2022
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monky

The hottest sexiest mf you will ever meet. He is oh so caring and so sweet, Monky will make the most out of your life without even trying. When they enter the room, everyone is racing to talk to Monky. They will literally wrestle each other to try to talk to Monky because that's how cool Monky is. They will literally perform arson to talk to Monky because that's how supportive Monky is. If you ever meet a Monky in your life put a ring on it!!!

She say do you love me
I tell her i am monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh who is that hot amazing funny and ripped BEAST?

Person 2: You didn't know? That's Monky.
Person 1: Oh my gosh I'm going to talk to Monky.
Person 2: No I'm going first! Back off! I have a taser
Person 1: B*TCH I called him first!! I never liked you.
Person 2: Hah i was only pretending to be your friend anyway.
Person 1: You're lying.
Person 2: You think I actually care about your friendship? I was only friends with you so I seemed more popular so I could talk to Monky.
Person 1: Let's fight.
*Person 1 and 2 aggressively fighting over Monky*
by monkylover March 12, 2021
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great monki chad

Chad is chad which is why he monkey. He fought in the great monkey war. Between the Orangutans, and the Gorillas. It was a war where murder.

As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:

“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”

Chad later died of obesity
"For every great Monki there are chads and for great chad there are bad monki's but every monki has a good in it so never judge a monki by its first impression." -Zipez A great monki chad
by Furry Owo February 3, 2021
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