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Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.
"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"
by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008
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Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.
"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."
by J.1 May 13, 2010
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ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.
Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.
by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011
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Monkeyball

When playing a basketball game, and the worst person on the team dribbles for more then 5 minutes, gets triple teamed, shoots a fade away and air balls. Then proceeds to blame the teammates for not getting open.
A lot of monkeyball going on, on the court. I think I’m going to hit the weight room.
by Wolfman+219 December 31, 2018
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monkeyballu

monkeyballu is a term used for when your friends are being quite exquisite towards you.
thanks for the money, your being quite a monkeyballu today!
by krumifix February 8, 2024
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monkeyball

The course of action where the intended routine and/or status quo is rejected and an incorrect procedure is enacted.
This nigga just poured lemonade into a latte… MONKEYBALL
by DeezNuts98 May 23, 2024
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mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
by M4A11X November 8, 2023
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