monkey 

A dance involving bending your knees slightly and moving your arms up and down, left-right-left-right, a la the aforementioned primate.

Popularized (sort of) by the old Cartoon Network show "Johnny Bravo" in America, and by "Overman King Gainer" in Japan.

Johnny Bravo says, "Do the Monkey with me! Come on!!"

monkey by Maikeru November 28, 2003

Monkey 

The most known definition of "monkey" is the animal monkey; an animal often found in the jungel of Africa.
But we're talking about another explanation of the meaning of the word. Monkey can also be used as an exclamation, like the word blimey. Blimey is used when something happens suprisingly, like when someone's getting jumped from behind.
Monkey is 100 % certainly evolved by a fifteen year old student in Norway. According to the rumours he was playing a computer game, and when things went wrong, he cried "Monkey!".

A guy trimbles over a rock. "Monkey!"

Monkey by Lingua August 7, 2006

Monkey 

1. Noun; Term used by white males to describe their penis, especially as it relates to masturbation.

2. Noun; Term used to describe someone who performs repetitive skills at a low-paying job. This person usually (but not always) doesn't realize they have the ability to choose and find another job. May be loyal to a fault and can or cannot have a family history of alcoholism or co-dependency. Not to be confused with intelligence, the person may have average or high intelligence but is stuck in a hopeless situation. Hope and freedom comes once the person realizes the freedom and power of choice.

3. Noun; Term used to describe a poorly skilled video game player who doesn't possess the ability to improve, even given experience. Not to be confused with noob as a noob is generally a new player who is clueless (and also poorly skilled) but who generally improves slightly over time.

4. Noun; Term used to describe someone who has high goals and personal expectations but a low skill level. Tends not to accept their own faults, failures, or personal shortcomings. Their self esteem is artificially manufactured based on this conscious "denial" of their faults and failures. They may have a positive attitude but this is just due to their unwillingness or inability to be introspective.

1. Man, did you see that hot blond with double D titties ? I'll be back in 5 mins...have to spank my monkey now.

2. After paying for groceries at the supermarket and the bagger didn't put one of the items in a plastic bag..."put the milk in a bag you monkey".

3. What did you do over the weekend ? "I played some COD MW2 online and kicked some monkey ass."

4. What ? Johnny thinks he can beat me at pool ? Hell no, he sucks...what a monkey.

Monkey by boomer323 June 23, 2010

Monkey 

Cam’s best mate

Monkey is Cam’s best mate

Monkey by anonymous October 28, 2020

monkey 

a person usually from Africa with dark skin

wow, look at that monkey. he sure likes KFC and watermelon

monkey by jonysekk February 21, 2023

Monkey 

A monkey is any member of two of the three groupings of simian primates. These three groupings are the New World monkeys, the Old World monkeys, and the apes. The New World monkeys are classified within the parvorder Platyrrhini, whereas the Old World monkeys (superfamily Cercopithecoidea) form part of the parvorder Catarrhini, which also includes the apes. Thus, scientifically speaking, monkeys do not form a "natural group", in that the Old World monkeys are actually more closely related to the apes than they are to the New World species. There are 264 known extant species of monkey. Because of their similarity to monkeys, apes such as chimpanzees and gibbons are often called monkeys in informal usage, though biologists don't consider them to be monkeys. Conversely, due to its size (up to 1 metre) the Mandrill is often thought to be an ape, but it is actually an Old World monkey. Also, a few monkey species have the word "ape" in their common name. Because they are not a single coherent group, monkeys do not have any particular traits that they all share and are not shared with the remaining group of simians, the apes.

Look theres a monkey in that tree.

Monkey by TheGreenLing June 28, 2007

monkey 

porch monkey: a racial slur directing towards african americans..
...for more info go and watch clerks 2 ..

hey.. you porch monkey

monkey by aoi July 8, 2007