monkey

A non preverted way to say cock, dick, ect...

Sangrizz: My monkey is long and hard
Estevan: Really? What kind of monkey is it, Spider Monkey?
Sangrizz: Wow...faggot...why dont you go to urbandictionary.com more often. Go into the bathroom and slit your wrists.

by Sangrizz January 28, 2004

monkey

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

by Amish Al January 17, 2004

monkey

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

by m-dogg March 19, 2005

monkey

monkey can be used to refer to a pussy that will trap a nigga like a rat

master p uses this definition in his song "killer pussy"

by robin hood February 21, 2005

monkey

creatures that dwell inside Nikita's head.

The mokey's told me to do it!!!!

by pinkian alice November 24, 2003

monkey

A Big Ass !!!

Damn shake that monkey.

by Taylor November 25, 2003

monkey

A six armed two tongued spieces of cat that filngs poo as natural defense.

The evil monkey threw a wad of crap at me from each hand.

by Jeff Larson July 19, 2006