mongoloid mike

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.

Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"

by TRing April 7, 2010

Bad Mongo

Original coined by the band Turbonegro. The term Bad Mongo refers to an individual of lower intelligence and prowess than the average human being. Common sense and reasoning eludes such an individual who considers an iron cross his lucky charm. You can recognize a Bad Mongo by his wild eyes, dribbling tongue and a 'fuck the world' tattoo on his arm. Also considered a "genetic nightmare" in streets which are not safe anymore.

"Bad mongo, he's gonna kill you in the face"
"It's the Bad Mongo man"
"Bad Mongo got a very big knife"

by neonskeletonsoftheapocalypse December 17, 2011

Tana Mongoose

A lesbian youtuber who makes fake story times saying she was almost killed by her uber driver

Omg did u just see Idubbz content cop on tana mongoose shes such a liar?

by AnythingIsPossiblee December 23, 2017

dirty mongolian

the act of having violent dry humping sex on a bunk bed (the top bunk) and causing the bed to break

Donald pulled a dirty mongolian last night, i thought there was an earthquake.

by Corrado2A March 7, 2010

mongolian christmas elf

A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve

Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!

by Willboydog November 29, 2016

Mongolian Sex Change

When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.

The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.

The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.

Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?

Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.

by Mike Oksmall October 5, 2013

Mongolia

A country located in East Asia. The country has the greatest military history, ever. Starting in the mid 12th century, a storm or a series of storms swept the Eurasian continent. Led by the great Khan, the Mongol cavalry defeated every army in its path. The Mongols subjugated every nation in the Eurasian continent except a few worthless European kingdoms (because the Mongols didn't think they were worth the effort, not because they coudln't annihilate them). Way to go, Genghis. By the way, the Mongols share the same ethnic heritage as Koreans. No wonder Koreans are damn aggressive.

by Kang Ta September 6, 2003