monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.

Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!

by David Jag November 24, 2013

Monet

A person who looks hawt from afar, but is the total opposite up close.

Cheryl: Ugh, I don't know why Jake is going out with Samantha. She is such a Monet.

by Marisol Tan May 20, 2013

Monet

Ben Behr

I need me some monet, you have any

by StevenHawkings October 17, 2020

Sienna monet

The best person you’ll meet, talented and usually a dumb blonde. She’s stunning and has the BEST smile.

Is that sienna Monet she’s stunning

by Co Co may October 22, 2019

Monet

You gat your rules and your religion

All Designed to keep you safe

But when rules start getting broken, you start questioning your faith



I have a voice that is my Savior

Hates to Love, and Love to hate

I have the voice that has the Knowledge
And the power to rule your fate

That why I'm The Monet King

My people are my life, for their sake, I will cover myself in mud, and dirty my hands !

I do not flatter and I do not bow to anyone


I will do as i want, and stride down my own path

The earth can shatter, and the heavens can fall, but Monet remains unshaken !

For the Fate of the World itself is my story to dictate





I stand as the Tyrant King.

Now, fear me! Tremble in your boots!

For I will show you no shred of mercy nor restraint and spare no effort nor intent!

For the name of your doom ... is Monet!!



Other nations would submit their Suzerainty treaty to me, or I will seize it by force

For I shall conquer the world and remake it in my image


Now, Let Me Hear You Scream !!


The Meaning Of 'Monet' lies hidden in the subtext of all this, Good Luck.

He his a Monet King

by Mr Monet November 18, 2025

monet

basically money

1: man i dont have much monet
2: oh boi go work then yes

by cryptxyz December 4, 2018

Monet bolden

Someone you never want to loose. The one person who will love you more than any one from your past. Always by your side no matter what y’all go through.

I don’t wanna loose Monet bolden she the best person I’ve ever met.

by Saucy baby November 21, 2021