Momberger

1) Noun. He who fornicates publicly without reason.

2) Verb. To fornicate without reason in public

That dude's such a Momberger. He totally fucked that chick right at the counter.

She's really hot. I'd totally Momberger that chick.

by Fascist Pork August 20, 2006

Momblock

(AKA: Mumblock) When a domineering mother dictates who you shall and shant speak to over myspace, msn or the phone.

(Note: Can also be used for fathers - Dadblock)

"Sorry, I tried to talk to you on the phone last night, but you've been Momblocked."

by Liz L'Amour May 7, 2007

mombox

A car for which moms can use to get necessary supplies for the week. Having good space and being box shaped.

Can you see that mombox, it looks large.
That lady can't use a smartcar, she needs a mombox

by cnetfan April 1, 2010

Mombush

A term used to describe the grey wig worn by british memebers of parlaiment.

"I think our senate would be much more dignified if they wore Mombush's like the british"

by diccreamteen1 January 19, 2014

momboss

A woman who is married to a man and controls every aspect of his life is both his mom and boss, therefore momboss.

Momboss said Rob couldn't go out with his buddies to drink a beer so he stayed home.

by trainboy mike December 1, 2016

Mombie

Mother who suffers for lack of sleep and acts in zombiemode.

- WTH... you put your cellphone in fridge?
- Sorry.. im sucha mombie again.

by zmom October 29, 2009

Momblem

Any problem encountered that has to do with one's offspring, directly or indirectly, typically if you're a mom. Dads can also have momblems, but those are more commonly known as "popblems". Single moms are especially prone to momblems.

"Ugh, I've got to get Timothy to soccer practice by 4, but Shannon's recital is all the way across town at 4:15. Not to mention that the potroast isn't cooking right, and won't be ready come dinnertime...I've got me some serious momblems."

"Don't bother your mother, sweetie, she's had enough momblems from you as it is."

"Hey Erika, wanna go out tonight? All the girls are onboard!" "I can't, Eileen. I've got two kids with strep, and the baby is being colicky." "Damn girl, you've got some momblems."

by Jonniemahboi June 16, 2014