campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!

"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"

by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018

Triple Monitor Setup

A shitty flex used on normal people with only one or two monitors to compensate for the user's small genitalia or lack of heterosexuality.

Talk to me when you have a triple monitor setup!
My triple monitor setup is ACTUALLY FIRE.

by dexti November 5, 2019

144hz monitor

A monitor that can display 144fps. Smoother than 60hz

"I need a 144hz monitor"

"why?"

"60fps looks choppy to me."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

7 inch monitor

A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.

I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023

Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

Bill Cosby Heart Monitor

Heart Monitor created by Peter Griffin after he takes over Carter Pewterschmidt Industries.

It has two setting, there's also the Bill Cosby Heart Monitor mode
Beep, Beep, Beep, Boop, Zibbidibobbityzoowazee ghost dad.

by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019

I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

by MillioZook January 30, 2021