moleman

a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.

you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman

Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.

by eva January 22, 2005

Ali mohamad

This dude fucking sucks 💀

:have you met Ali Mohamad

:that fucking loser? Nah that dude sucks ass

by Ali Mohamad September 20, 2021

mohegan sun

a shitty arena / casino in montville, connecticut where they charge you $15 for a slice of pizza. The average smell of the building is moldy bread and cigarette smoke, yet parents still decide to take their kids to see katy perry for $2000 a ticket.

“have you ever been to mohegan sun?”
“yeah, the food wiped out my bank account”

by titty glue January 27, 2018

mohekan

A Surf tribe on long island that will kill you, You cant be in the mohekans if you wanted to.

eye of the mohekans!

by wegeqwrh July 1, 2005

moleman

a man and/or woman whom drives any kind of pulic transport but creeps you out. this person is usualy over the age of 40 and doesnt have very well personal hygene.

josh: *gets into taxi
moleman: want a free drive, if you know what i mean.
josh: OH LOOK!.. my stop, ill get out here.. there you go keep the change.
moleman: alright boss, if you say so..if you need a drive home..just call ###-#### and ask for larry. i'll be waiting for you.

later that night..
billy: josh! why are you so late?
josh: sorry, my cab driver was a moleman.

by kayl1234321 August 31, 2007

Moleman

someone who eats as much shit as they chat

oh darrennnn you’re an absolute moleman my g

by mygdarren June 14, 2019

Hans Moleman

A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.

Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman

by Mason Ward January 4, 2008