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mockortunity

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.
My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.
by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008
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Mockatang

The mockatangs raced around the dog park before resting in the shade.
by Over the rainbow 2930 May 30, 2022
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Mockingjay

a mix between a jabberjay and a mockingbird. From The Hunger Games.
The Mockingjay sang sweetly as the sun rose.
by Zozoyoyo January 24, 2012
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mockatarian

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.
mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.
by boodody March 1, 2005
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mockingbird

A bird who never sleeps, imitates other birds and animals, car horns, and whatnot, and doesn't shut up all night long, just because it is looking for a mate.

They can be recognized by their song: 'Chirrup chirrup chirrup tweet tweet tweet beep beep beep twirrup twirrup twirrup weet weet weet honk honk honk cheep cheep cheep bereep bereep bereep ...'
After being kept awake for 10 nights by the non-stop singing of the stupid mockingbird in the tree outside my bedroom, I lit up a stick of dynamite to blow up the tree and kill the annoying critter for good.
by Boxcar Bob November 5, 2006
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Mocking Muff

an evil female who constantly harrasses and mocks you
Would you like to buy a mocking muff? I'm selling Lex cheap...
by dark September 3, 2004
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punk mocker

A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.
Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?
by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! January 24, 2009
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