Mismatch of Ass (MOA)

A woman paired up with a man (or visa versa) that is clearly more attractive than her counterpart. These mismatched pairs typically do not last very long given the obvious disparity in attractiveness.

Sheila was much more fuckable than her husband, and all her male friends noticed--a typical case of Mismatch of Ass (MOA)!

by once MOA May 25, 2009

Mexican Moa

When you flip a bitch upside down and eat her ass then pile drive her

How'd your girlfriend die? I gave her a Mexican Moa and she cracked her head open

by Mexicutioner170 April 3, 2017

The Moa Glow

If you are a moa you are automatically way hotter than the average human being. It’s cause of the Moa Glow

“omg they are so hot, it’s definitely The Moa Glow”

by Coolkidjared December 13, 2020

Emotional MOA clown

A.K.A EMC. It defines a fandom name that are sad and depressed like me. The fandom name is from the boy group TOMORROW X TOGETHER (TXT).

I am an Emotional MOA clown (EMC).. I feel like crying.. I can't believe that they swore in LO$ER=L♡VER. TT

by depressed_multi January 4, 2022

anna-moa

Anna-Moa is the tiniest girl you'll eget meet and so cute you just can't handle it.

Oh is that Anna-Moa? I can't really see her she's too short

by Elisa1234 December 12, 2016

fairyofconditioner.moa

They outsold every since person in the world 😘 they are the best mutual very I swear y'all are lying about not being moots with fairyofconditioner.moa

I love fairyofconditioner.moa

by Outsold July 14, 2022

fairyofconditioner.moa

they outsold every since person in the world 😘 they are the best mutual very I swear y'all are lying about not being mutuals with them 🧐🤷🏻 ♀️

I love fairyofconditioner.moa

by Outsold July 14, 2022