verb. two people go dig up a freshly buried male corpse, someone , one of the two people, put the corpse's balls/dick in his/her mouth while the other person jumps on the corpse's stomach while you ingest whatever comes out.
by the chink March 9, 2004
Get the mump mug.Technically a "Maumpy" is a morbidly obese woman who is labeled as thus because she is undesirable due to her grotesque nature and mannerisms. Made Popular by nasty Evil Soca music songs, the term maumpy has been homogenized now to represent anyone with overzealous eating habits.
Guy#1- *Eating a box of fries*
Girl#1- Can I have some? *Puts hands anyway to dig out some*
Guy#1 – Yeah take a little..wha..wha the fuck!
Girl#1 -*Giggles and walks off with fries in hand*
Guy#1- Fucking maumpy! She Gone with more than half!
Example 2
Guy#1- Aight, I going back to the lab
Guy#2- Yeah man, the food wasn’t bad today
Guy#3- Lend me 5 dollars so I can buy cake, nuh man, please!
Guy#1- You aint just eat, Fucker?
Guy#3- But I want some dessert man.
Guy#2 – Fucking maumpy….
Girl#1- Can I have some? *Puts hands anyway to dig out some*
Guy#1 – Yeah take a little..wha..wha the fuck!
Girl#1 -*Giggles and walks off with fries in hand*
Guy#1- Fucking maumpy! She Gone with more than half!
Example 2
Guy#1- Aight, I going back to the lab
Guy#2- Yeah man, the food wasn’t bad today
Guy#3- Lend me 5 dollars so I can buy cake, nuh man, please!
Guy#1- You aint just eat, Fucker?
Guy#3- But I want some dessert man.
Guy#2 – Fucking maumpy….
by Mr Incredible October 29, 2005
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Get the Mumphead mug.A young adolescent man (Name who commonly begins with R) who believes he truly is better than everyone else.
A Mumple lies about many things in order to make others believe he is someone he is not. These include pulling bitches, his penis size, and his love life.
A Mumple also makes others feel bad to comfort his ego and own insecurities, and brings down other "friends" to make himself feel better.
He lives in the shadow of his older brother who is 10x more attractive and secure than himself.
Mumples like to chat shit about their own friends behind their backs, in order to make himself look better.
Nobody likes this individual, but no one knows knows how to get rid of him.
A Mumple lies about many things in order to make others believe he is someone he is not. These include pulling bitches, his penis size, and his love life.
A Mumple also makes others feel bad to comfort his ego and own insecurities, and brings down other "friends" to make himself feel better.
He lives in the shadow of his older brother who is 10x more attractive and secure than himself.
Mumples like to chat shit about their own friends behind their backs, in order to make himself look better.
Nobody likes this individual, but no one knows knows how to get rid of him.
by i heart isaac July 11, 2023
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by Ramond M. Cleveland August 14, 2011
Get the The Mumphies mug.When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.
Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.
by LJCCHI April 12, 2020
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