Maumpy

Technically a "Maumpy" is a morbidly obese woman who is labeled as thus because she is undesirable due to her grotesque nature and mannerisms. Made Popular by nasty Evil Soca music songs, the term maumpy has been homogenized now to represent anyone with overzealous eating habits.

Guy#1- *Eating a box of fries*
Girl#1- Can I have some? *Puts hands anyway to dig out some*
Guy#1 – Yeah take a little..wha..wha the fuck!
Girl#1 -*Giggles and walks off with fries in hand*
Guy#1- Fucking maumpy! She Gone with more than half!
Example 2

Guy#1- Aight, I going back to the lab
Guy#2- Yeah man, the food wasn’t bad today
Guy#3- Lend me 5 dollars so I can buy cake, nuh man, please!
Guy#1- You aint just eat, Fucker?
Guy#3- But I want some dessert man.
Guy#2 – Fucking maumpy….

by Mr Incredible October 29, 2005

Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

mampy arms

One, usually a large female, who has developed flabbiness in the upper arm area, in extreme cases with cellulite. In lesser cases, an otherwise regularly-sized girl may suffer from mampy arms, and this can sometimes be a dissuading factor when judging a girl's overall attractiveness.

"That girl's all right, but she's got mampy arms, man."

by Joe_Friday January 31, 2007

mumpy

Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.

"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"

by Twiglette August 17, 2007

Mumpy Morrison

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

mampy

some who is big and fat.

check that nex gal, she a mampy butters

by Alfie Elkins August 23, 2005

Grumpy Mumpy

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

by eLCon October 5, 2005