Mit-mot

A derogatory term meaning someone suffering from mental retardation of any degree.

I'm not inviting that mit-mot to come fishing, he'll scare away the fish by singing "The Wheels on The Bus"

by squashednigger August 31, 2011

tit mit

bra, undergarment

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?

by Pinchi Mario October 6, 2008

bitch mits

-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.

"someone just put their bitch mits on!"

"get yer bitch mits on, love!"

"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"

by moysha March 6, 2008

catchers mit

A worn out pussy.

I didn't want to stick my dick in that catchers mit!

by Jhova December 4, 2002

mits

the meaning for nice shoes

bill:hey bob u got some nice mits there bro
bob: why thank u...nice mits right back at you bill

by themitman August 29, 2011

catchers mit

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.

"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.

by Rooster Nugget February 11, 2006

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly August 30, 2013