ming

1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly

minger mingpot minging

1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.

by Hugo Baron February 3, 2005

Ming

A scouse definition for a friendly insult. Generally can mean geek or looser.

that becca dwyer girl is a right ming

by tashmcev September 29, 2011

Ming

A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.

User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

User 4: I WANT A MING

by [REDACTED] February 24, 2011

ming

god-like being

i pray to ming every night

by ming October 19, 2003

Minging

To be a Minge,

To bend or twist the rules in a way that the guy in charge(Usually a g-mod server owner) won't allow and promptly ban you for.

"Nah you said that I can't be IN the house for 15 minutes, so technically I didn't Mic spam in the house."
"Stop fucking Minging. You standing outside the window and mic spamming is the same thing"

by TellmeNinetails June 27, 2019

Ming

A Opel/Vauxhall Astra of the 1998-2004 era

Why did you get a silver Ming, whats the point in having a car if you cannot see the bugger!

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Minge

The Tobacco Pouch surrounding the Fem Beef

I had to pick her minge from between my teeth.

by Ranceed January 27, 2010