Praxis Migraine

The psychosomatic consequences of attempting to carry out the virtual duties of all your comrades simultaneously. Generally presents as a late-afternoon fugue state, following the exhaustion of adrenal and caloric reserves, accompanied by a sense of futility, marked tightness in the neck and shoulders, and a headache akin to having one's brainstem in a microwave.

Started my shift with 30 unread requests in the inbox, finished my shift with a praxis migraine.

by tenguix June 2, 2021

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Hemiplegic Migraine

Hemiplegic migraine is a rare and serious type of migraine headache. Many of its symptoms mimic those common to stroke; for example, muscle weakness can be so extreme that it causes a temporary paralysis on one side of your body, which doctors call hemiplegia.

Damn I can’t wait for tomorrow, its going to be such fun.

Tommorow: Oh shit I’m having a Hemiplegic Migraine, fuck my life, all my plans are canceled now.

Person: It’s just a headache, you’ll be fine.
Me: Dumbass it’s like a stroke and it’s fuckking scary.

by ultravio-lence005 March 16, 2022

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The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once

Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

by SUPERWOGFAN100 January 7, 2023

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bird migration

Bird migration is often used to mean oral sex by teenagers in Australia, the term comes from a Red Hot Chili Peppers song (21st century) where the two apparently unrelated terms are used together:

"Strangelation, altercation,
Oral sex and bird migration"

Andy: Planning a bit of bird migration?
Mike: As if, I only just met her!
Andy: Sure...

by Kylea July 10, 2006

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