Midness

The highest form of nub, noob or newbie. The biggest lamer. Likes to wonder obliviously following those who are supreme or considered to be with the "in-crowd". Frequently spotted at the gay bar holding a wooden dildo, which has suffered serious wood-rot, looking to attract the attention of a hapless OAP and lure them back to his lair where they will suffer a forum of torture so orgasmic.. they will die. Midness then proceeds to rumage through the corpses belongings pillaging everything considered to be of sentimental value. The belongings are then sold on to provide the "Midness" with a form of income. Avoid contact with this species at all costs, and if possible through unwanted garbage at it.
A shady character stands yonder corner wearing an oversized trench coat:

"Wanna bey sum guds?"
by Elite April 11, 2005
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An evil, scary dwarf, kobold, troll, or norseman who takes joy in killing all that is pure and natural!!! They can be spotted by their beedy eyes and their languages consist of little more than grunts.
That mid is ganking greys in Darkness Falls again!
by Anonymous January 18, 2003
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a mainstream song drifting away from usual style resulting in a lower quality song than what the artist is capable of to appease the bigger crowd
"Dude Mustafa, Cudi really released a mid yesterday "
by travisisthegreatestbruh July 10, 2020
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Dude, she's a real hot milf. Come to think of it she a MIDS.
by Evan Marz March 30, 2010
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George is so Mid he can't pull any bitches
by Georgeissomid February 14, 2022
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A phrase that means Something is mediocre but on social media it’s used to to just call something bad
by Cudlyyy July 16, 2022
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Mids are the mid-grade/class weed. You got schwag(aka dirt), mids, and heads/headies. Then there is chronic. Mids, depending on price, can be good or bad. If its brown, not good. If its green, hellz yaa!Mids are usually around 15 a gram. I got around an eigth, and it was 50(i knew the guy).
buyer: yo you packin heat son?

dealer: fah sho fam, whatchu need?

buyer: mids.

dealer: 20 a g

buyer: WHAT!? nigga you blown? 15 or 0!
by DOUBLE-ONE February 14, 2009
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