Mida Jiang Jiang

A very sexy boi, with a pair of huge butt and penis. Approximately 10000 km long. Very hot on the bed, he'll be a good fuck. His shit is very smelly and huge, a lot of girls called Angela would love him.

You're good Mida Jiang Jiang.
I'll let you come all over me Mida Jiang Jiang.

by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022

Anti-Midas Touch

Donald Trump

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!

by 50 Spence October 23, 2017

Mida Jiang Jiang

The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.

I want you to cum all over me Mida Jiang Jiang!
You're a good fuck Mida Jiang Jiang.

by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022

Midas’ big sexy cock

His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.

🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022

Midas

Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.

"God DAMN look at that Midas lookin slice of thicc cake over there, I heard she killed my grandma"

by mGNssssssssssss May 4, 2022

Midas

A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world

That guy is even worse than a fucking midas

by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020

Midas

A student who always starts learning on time, and shares all his summeries with his schoolmates.

Oh he is a midas, we're very thankful

Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.

by vicotr April 2, 2017