Russian Microphone

When someone has a microphone as loud as a jet engine

Guy 1: where we droppin boys?

Guy 2: H ̡̢̡̛͕̟̹̰͌̏̆͝E̵̩̟̱̥̳̤͊͆͝ͅL̴̢̡̧̢̨͉̠̪̤̳̙̭͉̃͌̆͂͋̍̕̚L ̡̧̡̙̺̼͖̟̺̣̭̯̫̹̅O̵̘͈̗̙͕̯͋̀͂̇̅̓̇͑̚͝͝?̶̜͙̒̈́̂̃͑? ̮́͗͐̄̊͛̑͑͘͠͝? ̫̗̟͖̈́̒̈́̔͆̂̄̓̍̔̕̕̕ͅ ̴̧̨̢̼͓̩̞̫̦͎͚̼̘͖̃Y̴̡̛̬̬͕̬͋̽̇̀̇͂̈́̈͆̍̅̚͘͘O ̯̯̮̜̩̼̞̯̣̻̺̺̳͊̂́̀̔͊̐̚U ̩͓̟̙̳̖͎̦͎̫̹͂̆ ̵̤̤̳̱̓̓T̵̡̖͕̲͓͈̀͜H̵̗͎̗́͘E̴̦̤͇̫̫͉͑̅̈́̚ͅR̶̡͓̰̠̹̻̫̦̃̈́̋̏̐͆̑͌̌̒͒͒̇̑͘E ͎͚̮̟̙̤̭͋̓̕

Guy 1: Dude what is with your microphone

Guy 3: He must have a Russian Microphone

by goodusername.jpg April 27, 2022

Microgoth

Gaunt pre-teen in dark clothing.

The mall was full of microgoths

by Khordas August 9, 2003

Human Microphone

A tactic protesters can use to circumvent police bans on electronic amplification of speech. One person starts to speak to a large crowd. After a short sentence, everyone within hearing distance repeats whatever was said at the top of their lungs, allowing people outside of hearing distance to hear the speech.

The Human Microphone on Wall Street announced this speech:

"Mic Check."

"MIC CHECK!!"

"The human microphone is slow and cumbersome"

"THE HUMAN MICROPHONE IS SLOW AND CUMBERSOME!!"

"but it really makes you think through"

"BUT IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK THROUGH"

"what it is you want"

"WHAT IT IS YOU WANT!!"

"to say."

"TO SAY!!"

by Occupy Urban Dictionary October 11, 2011

French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.

I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.

by T_steak January 5, 2017

humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance

I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....

by robswifey90 November 27, 2006

The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.

Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"

by brianxymox January 20, 2012

fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.

U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.

by the shoegazer October 20, 2010