Microphone abuser

Someone who's spit aggressive on Da mic

Man he dat rapper is a microphone abuser

by Junezrapsoulzzz October 13, 2018

Microcunt

When someone isn't quite a Cuntasaurus but has many tendencies of said Cuntasaurus. Also someone that micro manages ever so slightly and/or a combo of both.

Man, Brian is being such a microcunt today, wont stop leaving me notes.

by JonRoDah October 4, 2019

Microcourt

A synonym for "I told you so". Also see 'wired phone lines'.

Is this going to be another Microcourt?

by BeGreatInStead April 23, 2021

Microcunt

A short person that is also a cunt.

Lindsey is a total microcunt for using Gaaavin.

by Myperfectme July 20, 2021

Microfone

You're just stupid...

Can I borrow you're microfone

by higogogaga April 5, 2023

fleshtone microphone

a fleshy phallic material used for multiple purposes including a microphone

Look here bitch if you don't like it, speak into my fleshtone microphone!

by CHEFY CAKES February 24, 2017

Anal Microphone

The act of shoving ones head up someone's ass and screaming as loud as possible

"Aye bruh what's that on your face?" "oh its a little bit of shit that gut stuck in my beard after I gave my girl the anal microphone"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy March 20, 2021