merein

A bad word meaning asshole, piece of shit, or faggot. Usually pertaining to white caucasian males.

Man you're such a merein!

by Giorgiopiz January 3, 2008

merylin

Merylin is the type of person who is heart warming and will always be there for you. She is intelligent in many ways but her grammar always needs to be corrected. She is a quiet person and shy person and loves K pop. If you get to know her she will tease you and have a little bit of fun with you.

Merylin is the smartest in the class

by polaryoongi November 28, 2017

Merlins

A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.

Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.

by lookatem69 November 16, 2009

Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

Merlin

Merlin is sometimes used to replace words such as sperm, cum, semen, jizz and spunk. Merlin is a male gamete or reproductive cell that is produced in the testicles. The word 'merlin' is a slang word that originated in the UK.

1. She was giving me a blowjob when I pulled out and covered her face in merlin.

2. When she walked out of the toilet, she had merlin on her lip.

by Merlin maker March 31, 2013

Merlino

A person exhibiting Xtreme Jew qualities

Person 1: Wheres Jeremy?
Person 2: Oh,out reading the Torah
Person 3: That little Merlino!

by Briguy12 December 15, 2006

Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.

During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.

by JackAwful October 3, 2014