manosaurus

A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

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manosexual

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

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Manosphere

A loose collection of websites, blogs, media, etc. that centers on men's frustrations with the modern world, usually rooted in hatred of feminism and women in general. You may find self-proclaimed "nice guys" who think women won't have sex with them because modern women are too superficial; or pickup artists who see sex as a game, played to the ends of asserting their own masculinity; or even ethno-nationalists who think that multiculturalism is a tool to emasculate men. It's a real cornucopia of toxicity

Brad has been talking an awful lot recently about how he thinks modern men are too weak. I think he's been spending too much time on the manosphere...

by Suavular January 10, 2022

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Manosexual

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

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