Menifee is a growing metropolis that insists its still a cute little country town. The people here for the most part aren't bad, but there's too many loud people that make it less nice. A lot of rednecks who want you to know that they're rednecks, and will let you know if you aren't. The people here complain about complimentary bread and chips and free samples, and rush each other in line for fast food, and there's some housing tracks that refuse to not set off fire works every night. No body can cook and subsist on protein shakes, In N Out, and Mexican fast food. 60% of all vehicles are lifted trucks (not counting pick up trucks or big rigs) and 50% of license plates are bedazzled vanity plates. If you're into snobs and slobs, this city is the place for you!
Friend: Hey, Charlie/Bobby/Kyle, let's go to Menifee, we'll grab gourmet coffee and complain about young people, then go wait in line for Texas Roadhouse for 3 hours
Charlie/Bobby/Kyle: sounds great (friend)! Let me grab my cowboy hat and starbucks gift cards!
Charlie/Bobby/Kyle: sounds great (friend)! Let me grab my cowboy hat and starbucks gift cards!
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verb: To get it "dicked"; to gain situational control; to have a creative solution for unexpected problems, usually with literary prowess or sheer brute force; to kick the shit out of anyone who stands in his/her way; to throw a frappuccino bottle at anyone threatening his/her family (or a stick of butter, a chair, or a pool cue will do in the event of a frappuccino shortage.)
verb: To get it "dicked"; to gain situational control; to have a creative solution for unexpected problems, usually with literary prowess or sheer brute force; to kick the shit out of anyone who stands in his/her way; to throw a frappuccino bottle at anyone threatening his/her family (or a stick of butter, a chair, or a pool cue will do in the event of a frappuccino shortage.)
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Medibles are commonly referred to as "Special Brownies". Can use cannabutter to make most any treat "special" such as popcorn balls, rice krispy treats... anything with high butter content.
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Get the meniversary mug.A Menis is an imaginary moose that has a penis shaped head.
To draw a Menis, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.
Finally, to make your upsidedown penis look like a Menis, draw two pupils in the center of the circle, draw a penis hole, which will serve as the mouth, and for antlers, connected pubes coming out towards the top of its eyes (Should look something like lightning, but less jagged and more flowy), and then your Menis will be complete
To draw a Menis, start by drawing two circular eyes that touch. They should be a nice size, not too small or too big. Secondly, draw an elongated "U" shape in order to connect the two circles you had drawn before. At this point, you should have something that looks like an upside down penis. Third, towards the end of the elongated "U" shape, draw a line that is about 90 degrees in comparison to the two long sides of the "U" shape. At this point, you should have the equivalent of a penis tip.
Finally, to make your upsidedown penis look like a Menis, draw two pupils in the center of the circle, draw a penis hole, which will serve as the mouth, and for antlers, connected pubes coming out towards the top of its eyes (Should look something like lightning, but less jagged and more flowy), and then your Menis will be complete
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Get the Menis mug.Anal Meninges, derived from the french word Anoose, meaning bottom; and "Men-In-Cages" meaning sexy times. Anal meninges were first discovered in Ottawa in 2008 during a routine rectal exam. This ailment has found to affect men and women from the ages of 18-62. Found largely in men it presents itself with symptoms similar to syphilis. Allowed to run uncheck Anal Meninges will fully develop into its full form which includes:
-a milky discharge from the nose,
-bloody fingernails,
-the inability to speak using vowels,
-and general cluster fuckation.
Women will also find the symptom deemed "child-birth" to be quite common. In late January 2009, Anal Meninges was found to have jumped to horses when a horse at Mt. Ste Anne was seen "losing his shit" and stomped an elderly midget to death. Treatments for Anal Meninges are still being looked at, but so far nothing has been found. The only options for people affected by this ailment should do the following;
- try not to look up
-invest in some type of diaper
-wear a toque under a hat
-apply ointment to testicles.In the unlikely event that testicles are not present, apply liberally to shoulders due to the similarity in biology.
-shake, and then proceed to bake.
-park at stop signs for 2-3 hours.
-try not to look down.
The lack of funding for the Research of Fundings For Anal Meninges has caused this disease to run un-checked. If you have seen anyone with the following symptoms please consult a physician, or a priest, or someone who has strong opinions;
-talking in circles
-frothing at the chin
- suffering from allansmumsawhore -15%-35% increase in anal leakage
-using douche as shaving cream
-waiting in line
-flatulating bloodily
-starting sentences backwards
-unusually large sideburns extending to the waist
-pretending to be Jose Conseco
-Pulling a door clearly marked "Push"
-A cluster, best described as "broccoli-like", forming on the rectum
-wearing tapered pants
-refuting the existence of anal meninges
THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, do not approach anyone with these symptoms, they will go Jackie Chan on your ass.
-a milky discharge from the nose,
-bloody fingernails,
-the inability to speak using vowels,
-and general cluster fuckation.
Women will also find the symptom deemed "child-birth" to be quite common. In late January 2009, Anal Meninges was found to have jumped to horses when a horse at Mt. Ste Anne was seen "losing his shit" and stomped an elderly midget to death. Treatments for Anal Meninges are still being looked at, but so far nothing has been found. The only options for people affected by this ailment should do the following;
- try not to look up
-invest in some type of diaper
-wear a toque under a hat
-apply ointment to testicles.In the unlikely event that testicles are not present, apply liberally to shoulders due to the similarity in biology.
-shake, and then proceed to bake.
-park at stop signs for 2-3 hours.
-try not to look down.
The lack of funding for the Research of Fundings For Anal Meninges has caused this disease to run un-checked. If you have seen anyone with the following symptoms please consult a physician, or a priest, or someone who has strong opinions;
-talking in circles
-frothing at the chin
- suffering from allansmumsawhore -15%-35% increase in anal leakage
-using douche as shaving cream
-waiting in line
-flatulating bloodily
-starting sentences backwards
-unusually large sideburns extending to the waist
-pretending to be Jose Conseco
-Pulling a door clearly marked "Push"
-A cluster, best described as "broccoli-like", forming on the rectum
-wearing tapered pants
-refuting the existence of anal meninges
THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, do not approach anyone with these symptoms, they will go Jackie Chan on your ass.
by Dr. Die Lawn March 8, 2009
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Amy: Are you a meninist, rob?
Rob: No, I can't be because meninism is a satirical take on feminism and nothing more.
Amy: *runs out of the room crying*
Rob: No, I can't be because meninism is a satirical take on feminism and nothing more.
Amy: *runs out of the room crying*
by spootyhead March 31, 2015
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