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meal deal 

The sexual act of making a cream pie in someone’s anus then eating it out usually followed by a strong drink. It is named after the supermarket deal also called a meal deal in which you buy a main, a snack and a drink for a low price. In the sexual act, the cream pie is the main, the potential shit from the arse is the snack and the drink afterwards is the drink.
Person 1- hey want to go get a meal deal?
Person 2(person 1s SO) -ok

Person 1- Tesco or co-op?
Person 2- neither *gives person 1 a meal deal*

Meal Money 

Asking a parent for money under the pretext that it will be used to buy food while hanging out with someone, while in reality it will be used to pay for drugs.
John: Hey man, let's toke this weekend.
Jack: I can't man, I'm broke.
John: Just ask your parents for meal money.
Meal Money by YarnFarm October 3, 2011

Meal Ticket 

It is a slang term used to describe a baby. Usually this term is for a young teenage woman who happens to have a child, or a woman with a low income supporting a child or several children. This isn't limited to females only, a couple, or a single male can also have fall into this category. Meal tickets regard to the fact that a child or baby, are considered a "ticket" to buying a meal, or another mouth to feed.
Did you know that Stephenie just had a kid?? Yea, that sucks, she just got herself a free meal ticket!
Meal Ticket by The "Randem" boys January 5, 2008

meal-ticket multiples 

The litter of babies that are the result of unregulated fertility treatments. Often used as a "meal-ticket" for the parents by way of television shows, books, speaking engagements, etc.
Jon & Kate plus Eight, many others too numerous to mention. Hey Honey, let's have a litter of meal-ticket multiples so we can quit our jobs and become cheezy, reality show celebrities.
meal-ticket multiples by shwilla August 19, 2009

Meal Bitch 

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.
Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!
Meal Bitch by Kitchen Master September 19, 2010

meal prep 

the act of bringing in your own food to work, even if you didn't prep food for the whole week
I don't need to buy lunch today, I meal prepped.
meal prep by davidaatwork March 21, 2019