The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 13, 2021
When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.
Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?
Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.
Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.
by rbrif August 31, 2023
When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.
“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”
“This is a joke who are these people”
“This is a joke who are these people”
by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023
The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.
by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023
Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.
by arnfromanderson March 21, 2024
by Mittens92 April 17, 2023