n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.
Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!
by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020
by The General Manager April 04, 2016
When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.
by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020
raegan mcconnell has bofa these nuts in her mouth ( she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star)
by niggabofa January 02, 2020
The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 13, 2021
When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.
Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?
Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.
Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.
by rbrif August 31, 2023