Generic name for a Maltby employee who is not a Maltby Hero. This worthless cretin removed Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone from the back of the Maltby Lorry and should be sacked from the glorious company of Maltby.
Where's Nogtard's Bog gone? Thought the Maltby men were all heroes.
That's the work of a Rogue Maltbyite. The Heroes must be informed so they can string the vile bastard up.
That's the work of a Rogue Maltbyite. The Heroes must be informed so they can string the vile bastard up.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
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This really hot baseball player that seriously has every girl drooling over him. Once he gets a girlfriend she better tie him up and lock him in the closet because there is no way his #mauldinos are going down without a fight. He is breaking hearts right and left with his gorgeous smile and country accent. Lets hope his innocence isn't just a facade and he truly is that sweet boy he comes off as. He is pretty much instagram and vine famous, he has tons of girls going after him and he has his own day! (mauldin monday) hit him up on vine, twitter, and instagram. @daltonmauldin (vine) @daltinmauldino (Ask.fm and twitter) @daltonmauldin5 (instagram)
by heyyougetbackhere February 11, 2014
Get the dalton mauldin mug.Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon June 23, 2008
Get the Maltese Falcon mug.Formerly known as Millicent Road. Location of the Maltby Lorry and its building and new location of Pork Scotch's Cone and Nogtard's Bog. Home of the Heroes.
Monk: Shall we head to Maltby Road later to see the cone and bog later?
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
Mick: Yeah, lets leave a packet of Hill Gingers in the bog.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
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Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.
Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.
"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."
"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."
"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."
by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012
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