madhuri

A large brand of bitch in a rather small body.

You know who that indian girl is right? She is a madhuri.

by Frank Shirley April 7, 2007

madhuri

Name given to a short Indian girl with a very high voice and who thinks is right about everything. Her thinking she is right automatically makes her wrong. See also penis.

Madhuri makes me want to put a bullet in my own head.

by risto1116 November 11, 2008

Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

Maturist

To show maturity.

SaltCreekRat isn't the "maturist" outwar player in the game.

by 4U2NV June 20, 2003

maturity man

Kirsten Casado...'Nuff Said.

"Hey Maturity Man, go have yer period elsewhere!!!" "biatch!"

by elliottson mexidurgen deerheadenflurgen April 30, 2005

mathurbation

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

mathura-jeffree

In New Zealand this term is a byword for a talentless douch-bag who will go to great extremes to be noticed by any sort of B-grade NZ media. A shameless and excruciating bell-end who is easily confused by 'fashion', and 'looks like a clown with a mullet'.

Chur bro I was surfing the mega-net last night, came accross a website called Hot Chicks with Douch Bags, there were some primo mathura-jeffree's on there!!

by CastleMilkStout February 6, 2010