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mactard

An Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are 'better' than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation.
User 1> Does anyone know why my P4 is having heat issues when I use (program)?
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you're PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn't a mactard?
by DJ Bitterbarn July 18, 2005
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Mactard

Mac users who think they are better than people who use PCs, and think they know everything about Macs, but in reality don't know much about anything and just like feeling superior to others.
Windows User in Mac Lab: "Dude, this is so annoying, every time I touch the sides of the mouse it keeps spreading all of my windows out."

Mac User: "Oh, here you can turn that off in System Preferences. Let me show you."

Mactard: "HAHA! The PC has made you dumb. Expose is the best thing to grace this planet, you just don't know how to use it cause you're dumb!"

Windows User and Mac User: "STFU ALREADY DUDE."
by Aune February 20, 2009
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Maartje

Maartje is one of the best people you can meet, she is very cute, usually loves dogs, is very tall. Long hair suit her the best even tho she may want to cut it short. Sometimes may want to distance herself from people but not because she wants to so you don't have to mind it and actually should try get closer to her. If you manage to find yourself a Maartje don't let her go or you will lose at life.

1. Really cute and loveable.
2. CEO of being quirky.
3. Slightly confusing personality.
Maartje is really cute.
by Zero0Two April 22, 2020
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macaroni and the chicken strips

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mom"what do you want for supper"
me"macaroni and the chicken strips uhhhhhhh"
by Iceghost3392 March 9, 2021
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Mabar Skuy

"Mabar Skuy" is an term slang from Indonesia, basically mean to invite your friends to play with you
"Mabar" mean "Play"
"Skuy" mean "Lets go"

usually this slang is used a lot in Gaming Community
bro mabar skuy!!!
ayok!
by Joadv April 21, 2021
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detroit macarena

The steps of being frisked and cuffed, set to the back-beat of the Macarena:

1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.
"My buddy was walking back from the gas station, he just bought a pack of smokes when the cops lit him up. Apparently he 'looked like someone they were looking for', and when he tried to argue that he wasn't even that cat? They had him doing the Detroit Macarena while they tossed his wallet. Bunch of pigs."
by FungusHumongous February 12, 2014
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dont touch my macaroni

expression used when someone is touching your macaroni
phillip was eyeing my macaroni and i told him "dont touch my macaroni"
by squiggledick November 17, 2017
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