Martinated

The state of being insulted by someone named Martin

Ha! You just got martinated!

by UrbanThesaurusaurusRex October 18, 2019

mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.

stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!

by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005

masturcate

The act of masturbating as a substitute for medication. It's the combination of masturbate with medicate. Masturcate.

Rather than taking Aspirin, Joe masturcated to relief his headache.

by Manok October 18, 2003

mastipaper

an internet wallpaper used for the explicit purpose of masturbation

This new Jessica Alba mastipaper is making it easy to rub one out before I play wow.

by Fat Muppet January 20, 2006

mastibate

To eat off one's own genitalia or body in general.

Derived from the seperate terms masticate and masturbate (puerile synonymous usages notwithstanding). Inspired by the sexual fetish with partaking of a meal off another's naked body. Popularized in an episode of Real Sex on HBO, as well as The Surreal Life on VH1.

by Cius May 8, 2005

Mastication

1) The act of oral sex with foodstuffs.
2) The act of chewing said foodstuffs after fornication.

Did you know that chewing food is called mastication?

That's like having oral sex with your food man, gross.

by Kiwi Baccano October 15, 2012

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014