Mississippi marinade

When having sweaty intercourse with a female with a pimple covered anus you ejaculate on her back making sure the sweat and semen mix into a fluid that runs down into her bum crack. The juices then mix with the crusty poo dags and pimple puss. Leave to fully combine and then proceed to add the marinade to your favorite meat product

Hey Luke want to go grab a bite to eat.
Luke: No thanks. Me and this disgusting swamp hag are going to brew up a Mississippi marinade for some steak

by The Foz Doctor November 14, 2013

maradona

the greatest player ever to set foot on a football ground. best even than pele. he, alone, won a world cup for argentina (mexico 86) and leaded the team to first runner up the following world cup (italy 90). although brits consider him a cheater, they can´t deny that they´re simply jealous about a man like that. not beckham, no rooney, no owen, no charlton, no whomever the fuck will appaer will match his greatness. sorry lads, better luck next life!

lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.

by calixto1973 September 10, 2008

manadaiutbocibanshiecktmowitw

An acronym for: make America not as dumb as it used to be or currently is because America needs some help in every category known to man or woman in the world

B: I'm thinking about running for president what should my slogan be?
L: manadaiutbocibanshiecktmowitw

by GooseRunningForPresident December 12, 2016

MarmaDyke

A gay large man, usually owns a black moby huge, and a small phone. Always sings black people songs but is the whitest guy you will meet. You can only see him in his natural habitat/slave house, if he’s not in his natural habitat all you will see is his cloths floating. Probably has a vagina. Most likely a Doak

“Hey it’s marmadyke in his natural habitat”
“Me no speako feo gordo americano”

by ThanosDTF December 19, 2018

Maradonalds

A term used to abuse fat germen men on tiktok who unfortunately have a lot on their plate. Often these men have a similar build to Heavy Kane or Roberto Calories.

"Did you see that fat bloke play football on tiktok"

"Maradonalds......"

by MulletMan420 March 24, 2023

Russian Marmaduke

Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..

Yo man, I gave yo momma a Russian marmaduke last night.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011

Manadarin

a) the national version of the Chinese language

b) an offensive term for a bureaucrat/civil servant

definition b) of Manadarin refers to the fact that, in ancient China, a Mandarin was not only a scribe, but was also a gov't bureaucrat or civil servant.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2015