by the cool dude 3312 November 21, 2010

When a man deposites a pearly white steamer into the eye of an unsuspecting skank and she covers her eye and is fish hooked simultaneously
After a night of serious drinking and rock bottom trivia... GiGi walked in on Ben giving Margo a one eyed marlin.
by Mason127 March 9, 2010

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet both inside out. She feels insecure and hurt a lot and often gets jealous of pretty girls but what SHE needs to know is that She is enough amd everyone adores her just because some jerks don't doesn't mean she's not pretty. She's WAYYY more prettier than all the fakeass bitches those boys are dating
by deadchick November 23, 2021

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

by frozenbuttersock September 5, 2021

Marlin also know as Coolestbitch11 on TikTok (Prolly won’t follow back) is a semi Mexican- Caucasian woman that claims to be Coolest Bitch in the world (as per TikTok handle) because she has a Corvette C8 and runs around RKOing people who disagree with her. Pretty funny, but could never be as funny as her superior Aaron.
“Hi I’m Marlin and I’m the self proclaimed coolest bitch” “Uhhh that’s cool and all lil bro but you know you’ll never touch Aaron’s aura!”
by Quantum_Physics99 May 20, 2025
