Marko

A classical definition of a man who is sometimes asshole.

Seems like a hoe in a future.
Seems like a bad friend, but he will always have a pleause to drink with you!
Also, he is great because he keeps your secret like a God although if you are in a fight with him.
He can be so lovely.

Sarah: Look, Marko is overhere!
Ksenia: Maybe we can callout him there?
Sarah: But he is looking like he os in bad mood.
Ksenia: Sure, but he is always ready for a bottle of wine.

by Awkwardwierd1611 January 9, 2018

Markoza

guy who has bigger head than ur mom ass and hes gay

yooo dude u are debili yle markoza

by sharoboiii September 30, 2018

Markology

The study of weird things. Normally associated with weird human features

The class is going to study Markology this term.

by Alpha Cue August 7, 2018

marko

a fuckboy that most likely will act like he's in love with you and then cheat on you. always puts on a show when he is gonna lose you because he can not live without a GIRL, not gonna lie it's hard to fall out of love with a marko.

"wow did you hear what happened to Alex"

"yes that was such a marko"

by lolchchcjckdlfo March 21, 2019

Marko

Marko is a serbian jewish duck who loves drinking. You will notice him by his walking and immediatly think he is a duck. His ancestors were in auschwitz.

Person 1: Oh look a duck
Person 2: No you idiot, that is Marko Simunic

by Desperaso January 26, 2019

Marko

A fucking retard with a long black dick and a white skin. normally called a markie. A marko is also a mother fucker of his own kind

your'e a marko

by Travo1 August 20, 2014

markos

A massive faggot that none likes. Will steal your bitch and eat your ass.

Markos stole my girlfriend.

by kilustme 21 September 23, 2018