Mariah

Mariah is gurl who ran away from grus house. She is so ugly she had to turn gay because no guys like her. Her laugh is so ugly and her face reminds you of the giant horse… yes you know what i mean. Despite all this she does make you laugh because she is slow and doesnt process things

Me: Damn shes such a Mariah

by lil toshi April 23, 2022

Mariah

Mariah is a magnificent woman. She’s independent, beautiful, funny, and a straight up genius. Her eyes are magestic and entrancing, one look and you can never stop looking. She doesn’t give a damn what other people think, and will be the first person to help someone in need. The way she walks makes is hard not to copy, because doing so makes everyone look good, especially her. The way she talks makes you want to record her voice and play it on repeat for hours. Her blonde hair is gorgeous. The way she dresses makes her look like a princess, that’s the title every Mariah deserves.

Man 1: Did you see that?
Man 2: Yea What was that?

Morgan freeman: That was a Mariah my dear children.

by Sandy blonde boy June 22, 2018

Mariah

Probably the most amazing person you with ever meet in your life. She is the most beautiful girl in the world. She is your everything. She is so incredibly smart and funny. When ever you look at her you fall in love with her more and more. She is so caring and understanding. Her personality could not be better. She is like Blakes, you cant live without her and shes amazing. She is the most amazing, beutiful,smart,funny, caring, wonderful person you will ever meet. Always take a chance so meet a Mariah, you might just fall in love with her.

Mariah is the most amazing person ever.

by JakeyPoo_fuck you September 25, 2019

Mariah

Sucks a lot of dick

Man I love Mariah she gives the best head

by Jeffrey355788$8 December 7, 2019

Mariah

1. Mariah Carey

2. understood first name of singer/songwriter/producer Mariah Carey

3. being a phenomenal singer

I really love Janet Jackson, but 2005 was all about Mariah.

"Omg! Did you hear that little girl sing? She's gonna grow up and be the next Mariah!"

by Jer April 21, 2006

Mariah

Mariah is the most kind very honest person you will ever meet. She has lots of friends and is very popular. She is the most hottest girl in your school and she will get all the men. When she has a crush she has crushes for long periods of times. She falls in love very easily. Because Mariah’s are so kind they usually get taken for granted. But never do that because if you get a Mariah mad you will regret it. She will ruin your life and will make everyone turn on you. But if your on her good side she will love and cherish you like a good friend should. She will be your best friend. Even tho Mariah’s are faithful and kind and sweet when you date a Mariah she is a freak! She loves to love and she is going to be the best partner you have in bed. If you have a Mariah in your life don’t let them go because they are the best thing that will every happen to you. Mariah’s are also very protective over there boyfriends so if you try and hit on her boyfriend...sleep with one eye open she will hurt you.

Person 1:Whoa did you see Mariah today she is so hot

Persons 2:Dude chill she has a boyfriend

Person:1 Bruh Mariah is the best in bed.

Person 2: ye ik we hit it twice in one day best night of my life

Person 1: bruh I just want Mariah back

Person 2: why tf would you let her go in the first place

Person 1: Mariah is so funny and chill l love her she is my best friend!

Person 2: haha that’s funny I am her best friend

by Freak101 -Mariah’s Ed lover 😉 January 13, 2019

Mariah

Mariah is girl that is very special, yes she can be rude at times but only when you get her mad or catch her when she is sassy. Mariah is a very pretty girl, she is very athletic. If you get her mad I can assure you, she will strangle you, even if you hurt one of her friends. She is very funny and can always cheer you up. she is also very smart.

Her: Omg Mariah, your so smart and pretty!!

Him: I think I like her

by That one girl😅 October 8, 2018