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Marble Ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.

( No, not a "certain class." As the first female speaker of the house she was specifically talking about women. They were the original victims in the term "glass ceiling." )

Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

( LOL NO, not even close. It's because there's a shit ton of marble in the capitol building, not because she randomly pulled marble out of her ass to use as an example of an opaque material. )

GJ UD for putting an obviously ignorant interpretation as the definition of the day! DURRRRRRR
"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.
by solstafeer May 20, 2010
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Marble Nips

When the nipples not only become erect for no reason, but also red and painful. Usually occurs during puberty.
I woke up feeling like some one gave me a tittie twister, turns out I had marble nips.
by Iamonfirepleasehelp June 30, 2009
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Marble arch gathering

A place where unloved people go to feel accepted
Lonely bob went to the marble arch gathering to find some friends
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marble-box

I knew I was being pulled over when the cop turned on the marble-box.
by The District May 3, 2008
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Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.
"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."
by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012
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Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.
Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.
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Marble Virus

When you turn into a fucking marble
by TheCumBroker July 28, 2020
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