etta machetta

(adj.) A ghetto looking, ratchat, stinky, hoe or douche bag, commonly spotted at wal mart, that think they own the world. Can be male or female, any ethnicity;

pronounced etta mah-chetta
the opposite of classy.

Oh god, there goes those etta machettas!
I don't want to go to that store, there swarmin' with etta machettas.

by the bargain hunters May 11, 2014

Macheti

Tha throwdest nigga on the planet. Excels at rapping, beating ass, and spittin game.

Watch out! Macheti is coming and he's pissed!

by ZHC December 10, 2003

masheturbation

the process of self satisfaction to your genitals through use of a semi-solid material. i.e mashed potatoes, grits, old grease, pudding(esp. tapioca)

I enjoy masheturbation mainly on holidays.

by KingOfTehJews January 15, 2011

machetanz

A girl who is horny as hell and plays dat grab action and pisses them girls off. But all the men are fine because her ass is phenomenall

look at all those machetanzs i just wana Ugh them

by Balooga whale January 19, 2007

Mathetic

A pathetic situation involving maths or numbers.
A never ending mathetmatic problem.

She's so dumb even 2+2 is a mathetic for her!

by Drunk_guru December 10, 2010

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

mathetarian

A person who does not do math

You are a vegetarian, I'm a mathetarian.

by Nj17 November 13, 2013