Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.

To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.

by Goat May 4, 2004

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

Mangled meat

When your vagina looks like it's been run through a meat grinder

My boyfriend leaves the light off during sex because he's afraid to see my mangled meat

by Ju1975 January 20, 2017

Mangle

To yeet

Guy 1: aw man I just mangled my friend’s sunglasses
Guy 2: aw yeet
Guy 3: *high pitch screaming*

by Mrs. Cratchit December 8, 2018

Mangles

A disease you contract from rubbing your genitals or any private bodily opening on a dirty floor, street or surface

She slid across the floor naked and rubbed her pussy on the dirty floor, she got mangles from it, that sucks!

by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025

Mangles

A disease you can contract from a dirty surface making contact with your genitalia or any private bodily openings, usually caused by a fungal infection, it can appear as itching, burning and redness

She was sitting on the floor butt-naked, she later found out she contract mangles, who sits on the floor naked?

by noonemournsthechile12 March 15, 2025