Mando

That one guy everyone knows that has a small chewed tootsie roll dong, thinks he’s funny but is really just a retard. Not a pleasant guy.

Man you seen Mando?
Yeah fuck that guy.
You right, fuck that guy!

by mandovgh November 22, 2021

Mando Hello

When passing by someone, particularly someone you have not seen in a while, instead of waving, you smile and flip the bird.

I saw Armando today on the freeway, that dirty bastard gave me the ol Mando Hello.

by Topher2327 November 15, 2023

Mando simp

someone who love the Mandalorian way to much

hey look mr mando is a mando simp

by Someone not named gnome December 3, 2021

Mando Hando

When 2 or more people wear nothing but motorcycle helmets with tinted visors and jack each other off. There are many variations including the Grogu Mando Hando in which one person sits in the other's lap and receives a reach around; or the Covent Mando Hando in which 3 or more people participate in a circle jerk while muttering "This is the way."

"Any plans tonight?" "Yeah, me and some buddies are gonna do a Mando Hando. Wanna join?"
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."

by C. BlaSty April 4, 2023