mandarin'd

Past tense of to visit a Mandarin restaurant (a Chinese Buffet chain, located in Southern Ontario).

Last night it was my best friend's birthday, so a bunch of us got together and mandarin'd it up!

by Co-D May 8, 2008

mandarin

dying language. will not be spoken by anyone in 10 years. fewer people are speaking this language every day.

Person1: Hey, what chinese class are you taking?
Person2: I'm taking a mandarin class.
Person1: Did you know that mandarin is a dying language? You better jump ship before you'll be the only person left speaking it. You should take cantonese.
Person2: I thought cantonese was the language of the villager?
Person1: Thats a myth.

by Cantonese Guy July 22, 2009

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

mandarine wings

having sex with a pregnant chick in the second or third trimester, that is having your baby, but married to someone else.

i got may mandarine wings and never had to pay child support

by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007

Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022

Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016

Manerina

A male ballerina.

person 1: Hey, check out that new manerina
person 2: Oh wow! He's totally hot!
person 1: Yeah! I know right!

by BloodyAndBeautiful August 25, 2010