Manbearpig

Another name for a beast known to live in a basement on Downer Street in Milwuakee, WI. This alleged creature is known to be quite the anti-social creature. He usually will not convene in places consisting of more than three or four other humans. Known to have a ravenous appetite consisting of McDonalds and Burger King. Also, the creature is not know to be smooth in interactions with other people. Most interpersonal reactions with this creature end up with one or both parties being embarrassed. Many speculate that Manbearpigs utterly horrifying appearance resulted from his mother getting pregnant via the water wheel (see definition) and then doing copious amounts of heroin while pregnant. If you see Manbearpig, avoid at all costs. He is known to be a compulsive liar.

I tried to talk Manbearpig into going to a party, but because a large number of people were there, he declined, stating that he would rather masturbate alone all night.

by eightdoubleoh September 6, 2010

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Mabel

Mabel is the kindest person you could ever meet. Mabel’s always think bad about there selves and it’s actually the opposite of what they think. Mabel’s have long flowing blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Mabel is one of the best friends and girlfriend you could ever have and if you loose a Mabel then you are doomed. Sometimes Mabel’s can be a bit different but that’s maybe because they have been through a rough time in the past but when Mabel is upset everyone should go look after her. Mabel’s best friend her name would be lily

Have you seen that new girl Mabel?? She is so beautiful!!

by Xx_lilyphil_xX November 12, 2019

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L'manberg

Well, I've heard there was a special place,
Where men could go and emancipate,
The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers.
Well, this place is real, we needn't fret,

With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, *flip* Eret,
It's a very big and not blown-up L'Manberg...

My L'manberg...
My L'Manberg...
My L'Manberg...
My L'Manberg~...

A person who doesn't know what the Dream SMP nor L'manberg is: What is L'manberg?

Me: *aKhEm* Okay so *starts explaining what L'manberg is*

The Person: Wait wait wait- So it's been blown up twice!? 0_o?

Me: Yeah, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME :D *continues explaining the whole plot*

by Lorri_SadsIt May 23, 2021

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Manbearpig

someone who doesn't know how to brush their hair, teeth, nor how to shower. This person has very bad body oder and large front teeth. They also wear clothes that are too small for them. Aka: MBP

ALD looks like a manbearpig because she doesn't know what good hygiene is.

by Kayla Thomson December 25, 2007

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Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

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