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L Magnet

One who takes Ls (a.k.a. non-dubs) on a daily basis. The attraction between this person and Ls is so great that scientists are planning on announcing "L Magnet" as the 9th planet in the solar system, replacing Pluto. Find someone who loves you the way Ls love this person.

Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Mate 1: "Hey mate long time no see!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"

Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."

Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in groton CT where everyone is rich and white and plays lacrosse. Administration are a bunch of nazis. Kids are from all of the rich towns in CT, they suck the teachers dicks for good grades and can't handle thier own problems. Chad is a perfect example of all the guys at marine.
Oh that kid is from Marine Science Magnet High School he's a rich fag.
by liljhon12 December 1, 2019
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Corwin International Magnet School, aka CIMS, is a school full of emo soft boys, fort nite players, vsco girls and hoes. Do not recommend. Did not make friends until 8th grade. Ugh
Corwin International Magnet School is full of drugs. Help me. I WANT OUT.
by A white cracker November 7, 2019
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Magneto

Magneto is a fictional character that appears in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as in a number of television, movie, and videogame adaptations; most often in fiction related to the X-Men. Created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Magneto is the X-Men's first and most famous adversary.

Magneto is a member of a fictional subspecies of humanity known as "mutants", who are born with superhuman abilities. Magneto can generate and manipulate magnetic fields, which gives him power over metal objects. A Jewish Holocaust survivor, Magneto is driven to protect the mutant race from suffering a similar fate. His role in comics has varied from supervillain to antihero to superhero.
Magneto first appeared in the debut issue of X-Men in 1963, along with the titular team. Through the decades from the 1960s, Magneto has appeared in several issues of the original X-Men series, generally known as Uncanny X-Men, as well as in such spin-offs as X-Men, Astonishing X-Men, Alpha Flight, Cable, Excalibur, The New Mutants, many X-Men miniseries, and several other Marvel titles. His first solo title was a one-shot special, Magneto: The Twisting of a Soul #0 (September 1993), published when the character returned from a brief absence; it reprinted Magneto-based stories from Classic X-Men #12 & 19 (August 1987 & March 1988), by writer Chris Claremont and artist John Bolton.
by The Centurion December 31, 2014
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junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.
There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019
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sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.
Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.
by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009
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MagnetiX

1. Person with a big penis.
2. Electrically charged;sexually charged.
That person is a real MagnetiX!

My boyfriend has a magnetix!
by Dipset May 13, 2005
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