Maryland

Maryland is fun, and the crabs are great, but DC is NOT in Maryland!

#1: I'm from DC.
#2: Me too! I grew up in Silver Spring.
#1: Don't insult me. You're NOT from DC.

by Washingtonian February 8, 2005

Maryland

Maryland its better than Philly, New york and stinking new jersey. We don't speak with dirty accents. Our attitudes are straightforward we don't dance around any subjects. Were not like those crazy ass people from DC and those boring ass people from VA. We got swagger and we show it. You know your in Maryland when you cracking open some crabs and drinking a beer. We know how to chill. We drive with our windows down and music blaring. We are straight up from LANDOVER HILLS to BOWIE.\. I-95 to 495 to 695. Don't come up in Maryland acting all ghetto and boogie cuz this ain't new jersey. We know how to party. So put yo stunner shades on and Welcome to Maryland.

Newjeresier: Omg henry I don't think were in Jeresy nomore!!!
Marylander: hell naw, Shut the hell up.

Virginiaer: Oh Martha! I think we just crossed the Potomac into MARYLAND!!
Maryland: Shut the hell up.

by Fantasia Butuka November 25, 2009

Maylan

a small petite brunette girl who bleaches her hair and is usually found wearing glasses, that also has a very strong but enjoyable country accent. she may come off as shy but wait until she is unleashed from her shell and you will experience a whole new side. When mad she tends to take long walks and does the choo-choo. Obsesses over the band Manic Bloom. If you ever come across a Maylan except her into your life, for you will see she is a wonderful, honest, trustworthy, hyper active, good friend!

Man, look at that girl with the glasses over there. She must be a Maylan.

by caitybell November 3, 2010

manyland

a game with a ton of homophobes. look it up,people.

create something! it's what manyland is for,after all.

by anynonomoose July 25, 2018

Maryland

State in which is split between two metropolitan areas, especially when it comes to sports.
State that contains Mountains to the west, the Chesapeake bay in the middle, and Beach to the west.
State that has the Best crabs in the world, Maryland Blue Crab.

Maryland is a good place to be

by Paul April 6, 2004

Maryland

One of the richest states in the country with 2 of the richest counties in the country: Howard Country and Montgomery County. It is the southern most state in the Northeast; where Polo's are the state-wide clothingwear.
The state motto is the Free State and everyone loves the Baltimore crabs.
The state consists of the mountainous west and the hickish east while the Baltimore-Washington Corridor keeps the state up from a poor/hickfilled future.

Guy 1: "Where is the best place to live in the country?"
Guy 2: "Maryland, of course. The weather is perfect, the suburbs are affluent, and the Baltimore crabs are divine."

by theoneandonly November 28, 2004

Maryland

You can get jumped in the suburbs. You're weird if you don't like at least crabs, crab-cakes, or crab soup. You've gotta know a rich white kid from Harford County who plays lacrosse. You say warsh instead of wash, and wooder instead of water, but people make fun of you for it so you've adjusted your accent to sound more normal. You're not really sure if during the civil war you counted as the union or the confederacy. Predominantly racist white areas are right near predominantly black areas. The ghetto is right near the rich area. Baltimore is the center of race problems and murder. Nobody cares about Annapolis even though it's the capital. Harford County kids talk like Californians. They say like, dude, and bro. We are America but in a small state.

Kyle: I like play lacrosse and I enjoy eating crabs. I drink a lot of wooder.
Jen: Must be from Maryland.

by marina and the diamonds bigfan July 3, 2017